My Dick
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
My dick is longer than your life.
my horrible life
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Dick.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
I sucked a dick.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What do gay horses eat? -- Horse dick.
