Dick jokes
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
My dick.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What's thick, 12 inches, and in your mum's throat?
My penis.
My dick is longer than your life.
My horrible life.
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
Dick.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Y'all gay asf yaya.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
I sucked a dick.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."