Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
My dick.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
I sucked a dick.