There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies.My dick.
Ur dick
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal...
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Dome DIN JUST WANT OVER ME ANd IM TRYING TO FIGUR OWT WHAT IS IS A CAMMELS DICK
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing
*funny joke about dicks*
what do you call a dick playing badminton? a shuttlecock.
What did the dick said to the ass hole?
You need another dick
How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?
Your fathers dick tastes funny
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
