What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
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Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
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James: I have a joke. Sex! Ronny: I don't get it. James: Exactly.
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
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My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
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A girl said suck my dick and the man went i have boobs.
