Dick jokes

My cock was in the book of world records...

The librarian told me to take it out.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

Y'all gay asf yaya.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

I sucked a dick.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.