YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
my dick said that your ass is having a boner
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long" then the girl say's " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ́ ́ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands ́ ́
Cowboy 2 says ́ ́ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb ́ ́
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
This joke is short... like your dick!
Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth
I knew a girl called Mellisa but she was a tranny and he could suck his oen dick.
Dick me down shorts
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA OF MY FRIENDs MOM WITH MY 8 INCH DICK (adrian) PS. SRRY adrian
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face
When your girl is sucking your dick and chockes on it not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks
my dick itches
in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE
shaenaya likes goat dick
