When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
if u feeling numb use your thumb
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
This joke is short... like your dick!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Dick me down shorts
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.