I know a baby carrot when I see one
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
if u feeling numb use your thumb
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
YOUR MOM SUCKS MY DICK 24/7
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
my dick said that your ass is having a boner
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ́ ́ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands ́ ́
Cowboy 2 says ́ ́ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb ́ ́
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
This joke is short... like your dick!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Dick me down shorts
my dick is like the way home for an orphan,its length is never-ending
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
