What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
