What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
