Destruction jokes
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.