Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Destruction Jokes
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
