Destruction jokes
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
it was just a prank bro.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!