Destruction jokes
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!