Desire jokes

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

What is a suicidal horny person's job?

A butcher.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

She really wanted a boner.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."

I like strippers on me.

I'm horny and gay.

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3

Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!