Depression jokes

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.

So I stabbed him. Now we wait.

So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

Where do depressed people go to eat?

Suicide Sonic.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."

Friends: comments give reason.

Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."

Day later:

Mom: Let me see your TikTok.

Me: Shows her the video.

Mom: calls suicide.

JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.