Depression jokes
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think, "Damn, better luck next time!"
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."