Depression jokes
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Life's too short to want it.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
My favorite joke is my life.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.