Depression jokes
My favorite joke is my life.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
I am glass! People see right through me.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long if you're fat.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
What made me laugh?
The fact that my life is a joke."
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.