Depression

Depression jokes

Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.

What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.