Depression jokes
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
I will pay someone to kill me.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)