when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Your life can't be a joke, a joke has meaning.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
