COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
