Depression jokes

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.