Depression jokes

Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.

I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

What music do depressed people listen to?

"I Believe I Can Fly."

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!

Me: My therapist says I need those to live.

D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_