My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
