Definition jokes
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
straight (DYM 26)
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.