Definition jokes

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

What is the definition of auto masturbation?

Fellatio.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

straight (DYM 26)

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

What is the definition of polish sausage?

🐴🍖 Horse meat.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition or addictionary.

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.