Definition jokes
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
straight (DYM 26)
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.