Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Definition Jokes
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
straight (DYM 26)
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
