Definition jokes
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
There are only 2 genders
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
straight (DYM 26)
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.