Definition jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty