Definition jokes
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.