Definition Jokes

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!

I asked what LGBTQ stands for and I couldn’t get straight answer😔

I asked my orphan friend to come to my house, he said he was confused because he didnt know what that is

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans

Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

What is the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina

What does the "W" stand for in africa?

Water

whats the definition of rude ?

sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

So one time I was looking up the definition of accident because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me, and points at the word and says, “That’s you!”(meaning that I was an accident) A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you. But we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames

The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did

The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.