Definition jokes

What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.

What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

What's the definition of suspicious?...

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.