Definition Jokes

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?

A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.