Definition jokes
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.