Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
K Half is definitely a bottom
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
What is the definition of hell city in the state of Michigan
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
straight (DYM 26)
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
