Definition Jokes

When you want suicide, just say 'Allha hu Akbar', there will be a blast definitely.

How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark

What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!

What is the definition of polish sausage? 🐴 🍖 horse meat

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

-high definition or addictionary

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!

What is not the definition of prostitution a dumb blonde 🙃 that got 💵 money for 👶 🍼 🤱 baby sitting does it 🚲 cycle now?

Whats the definition of disgusting? Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother & sucking 6 out!

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

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what is the definition of GAY

Thunwa :D

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Faisal Saeed Al Mutar
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It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views
and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you
have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the
regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing,
have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists
even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a
front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic
justification. This is jihad, a hely crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and
disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and
you defame a great religion by saying so."
Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the
core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal
and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that
alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the
streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even
enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing
out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off,
and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our
message across?"

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole

i might die so i definitely will be doing this

bro aint lieing

Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger.
ZOROXSANJI
Subliminal messaging at its finest.
Akward Subs
Always giving you the wrong idea

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

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ob scene ob-scene |əb'sēn|
adjective
(of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and
decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature.
• offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene.
ORIGIN
late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'.
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The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings to words. "Sally, can you tell me what beautiful means?" Sally: "You.." Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what malicious means?" Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus." Teacher: "Great job Andrew! Now, what does fat mean? Johnny?" Johnny: "A pig." Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini-" Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me."