The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
What is the definition of auto masturbation? Fellatio
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.
How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark
What does the "W" stand for in africa?
Water
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.