New Definition Jokes

The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

What's the definition of suspicious?...

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀

What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans

What is the definition of auto masturbation? Fellatio

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, i'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have. 10 minutes later kills himself.