Definition jokes
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.