I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Me: what’s the definition of “ignorance” Friend:don’t know? Me:U STUPID
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry. Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
If at first, you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: a man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
K Half is definitely a bottom
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
What is the definition of hell city in the state of Michigan
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
I may not be your cup tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot if tequila
What is the definition of auto masturbation? Fellatio
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
