What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
