Definition jokes
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
If at first you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!