How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
