Death jokes
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
#RIPBOZO
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"