Death jokes
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."
The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"
The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.