Death jokes
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
He's dead.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn’t born yesterday...