Why did the child die? To see god our father
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
He’s not dead just his storage unit
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?: She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff; they found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
How did Stevan hailing’s die?
His computer got a virus
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
How did Micheal Jackson die Because he danced like a zombie
