suicide is a murder and my body should go to jail
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
