yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
My poem , roses are red violets are blue I will die very soon🔪
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
