Death

Death jokes

Funeral

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

Drink

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Blood Type

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Dandruff

Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Man

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.