Why are skeletons so calm?
Death Jokes
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
This joke is so dark, I need life.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
He is dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
