Death jokes
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
You're an orphan.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.