Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
If you drink hand sanitizer does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
me nan.
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
