Death Jokes

what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

a bath bomb

if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there

we sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave eric and dylan a shortcut

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.

What's a chicken's deadliest day?

FRIday

Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.

SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder

You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

Why did Stephen Hawking die

Because he forgot to plug the charger

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."