Death jokes
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Iron Man dies.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.