Death jokes
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---