Death jokes

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.