Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
