Death jokes
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Rip Juice WRLD.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What would you do if you were killed?
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
My dog died today. 😥
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.