When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would a lifetime supply.
Alright kids! Find a good places to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
Doctor: you'll be at peace soon, sir. Me: what am I dying? Doctor: no your wife is.
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
how did the lesbian die? homocide
