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What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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    • I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

    A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

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    • Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

    Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.

    Mom: No, honey, I killed him.

    1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.

    2: I'm dying, finally.

    3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.

    On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/