I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Death Jokes
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
