Death jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Slit your wrists.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.