when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new pc
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
Did yk that you can die from laughing??? Well thatβs why I laugh so much
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
what did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? Safe life repair, safe life replace!
how did the lesbian die? homocide
