I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
How to make an orphan die
Tell then to yell until their folks come home.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
