I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
I think about my life and then I think about death I perfer death if you ask me life is just a time when you die basicly death life is meaning less 0-0
My life is meaningless that i made a crime just to get shot 0-0 This is not a joke this is just about death...
What's worse than a failed suicide you ask? I fail suicide cuz you forgot to do the dishes and ur parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you not yourself
Death to the west!
Why did texas freeze to death because they're retarded
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death i cleary asked for jammy dodgers and got bourbons
I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
a man died and went to heaven. here he met jesus. there were two clocks, the man asked whats with the clocks?. jesus answered this is mother theresa's clock she has not lied so the clock hasnt moved, this is abraham lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice so its moved twice. where's donald trumps the man asked. jesus replied: its in my office im using it as a ceiling fan.
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
I was crying at school telling my friends my grandpa died, And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were "Are you still holding the ladder?"
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
