Death

Death Jokes

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"