Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.