Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
I put the fun in funeral
When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death
if i die does my depression die with me?
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says β911, whats your emergency?β The hunter replies βMy son just passed out and I donβt know what to do! I think he might be dead!β The emergency responder replies βBefore you do anything, make sure he is dead.β The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says βOk, now what?β
how did the gay girl die? homocide
