Dead jokes
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Memes
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Why though?
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"