Dead jokes
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My dog died today. 😥
lol
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
The walking dead.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.