What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Haloomi
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died jaja ur momma dead
/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman? My dick!
