Dead jokes
I ate a man because he was dead!
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
Your Nan is dead.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Look, it's the dead center of town!
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
I'm dead inside.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?