Dead jokes
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Memes
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
I'm dead inside.
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"