Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
I got a heart pain the I went to hospital when the doctor says I am dead but I run then I jump I am not dead
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
Why did the clown stop smiling? Someone chopped his lips off.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
I'm Gay
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
What makes you guys high? I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
