What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
Russian twists into a ditch dead!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
Q: How do you make a fire? A: Oil and dead babies
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
I gave a dead kid airpods
A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread
why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
