Dead jokes
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Your Nan is dead.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.