Dead jokes
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
I hit my friend.
He's dead now.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
AMONG US IMPOSTER VENTED RED SUS AMOGUS EMERGENCY MEETING SABOTAGED DEAD BODY REPORTED HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING...DINGDINGDING, DUN DUN
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!