Dead jokes
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
He's dead now.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.