Dead jokes
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
Die.
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.