noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
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imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
Friend 1: did you? Depressed friend 2: I didn't! Friend one: swear on your life! Depressed friend 2: I swear A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight
my dog died today😥
The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
The walking dead
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
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White Russians do you mean ree,white, blue and dead white Russians?
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost (he said oh my god it s me dead parrot
