A Fish is dead who do you call?Aqua man
I am a dead baby -end joke-
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield: Everywhere.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Why though?
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
my dog died today😥
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thin you slice them.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke, Dead.
The walking dead
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
