/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman? My dick!
rose are red i wish you were dead
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Whats the difference with a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What did the skeleton said to the genderless child? you're fucking dead mate
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
I was going to tell a dead baby joke... *I decided to abort*
when i saw a dead body on the ground and my editor was filming, i told him to censor that a-hole. when i saw the completed product, he censored me. then i killed him.
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
