how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?
-boner.
#babyjokes
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
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Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
whats a dead persons favorite sentence**?I made it
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
Depression: here your mom just died. Me: MY MOM IS ALREADY DEAD
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
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buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
