Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
