whats the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? . . . i take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he is DEAD.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
You know every time we think of sex an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge. ..So they can reunite with their dead family
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
