Dead jokes
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!