Dead jokes
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Dead.
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.