Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
whats a dead persons favorite sentence**?I made it
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Dead
So a kid asks his dad, " Why was I born?" The dad replies, " I thought that girl was dead!"
the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche
I don't have a Porsche in garage
i go 7u7 I sad i go 7u7 get rick and rolled my son
Haha Dead
so i was fucking my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife's face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her
hes dead now
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS what makes all these categories so familiar? either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
I just wanted to write something random
And now my wife is dead
What is red bubbling and scratching at a window, A baby in the microwave.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Lol
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
