Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
Hey~ How ya doin'?~ Well I'm doin' just fine~ I lied~ I'm DEAD inside~ Don't~ Tell me 'it's gonna be alright'~ I've tried, but I can't fight like this~ Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight~
How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
what's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies
My boner
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
he's not really dead, his update failed
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call the longest raining monarch?
The queen? No she dead
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
What is a necrophiliac safe word I’m alive
People ask me, are you an organ donor?
"Yeah, over my dead body."
The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her