Dead jokes
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!