The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Dead Jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
My dog died today. đĽ
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Whatâs the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I donât have a Lamborghini in my garage.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Corpses arenât funnyâtheyâre dead serious.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
The walking dead.
