follow me and heard a nois so im dead
my dog died today😥
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
The walking dead
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
