What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer
rose are red i wish you were dead
You so skinny death and thought you were dead
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!! - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker
Why can’t dinosaur clap? Because their dead
What do you call it when an orphan goes to panera bread Panera, My parents are dead
What do you call a hung autist... Dead
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats. My dog is named curiosity, and your cat is dead
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
I gave a dead kid airpods
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?