Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Dead Jokes
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.
