There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
1st graders: ay yo girl I think youโre beautiful letโs get married!! 2nd graders: uhh donโt tell my mom that weโre dating!! She wonโt let me date! Letโs keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and Iโm 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think youโre cute!! Wanna date? I donโt think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Hereโs my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Donโt tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh Iโll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, youโre not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website.... a Brodie
Chat date for Gwen and Tj
Hello Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello I'm Ariana I'm looking for someone anyone wanna date me?
Arina
What is Armin Meiwes ideal date? Dinner
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
ME: And this is the room I cry in DATE: You've said that about every room ME: Correct
I asked my phone why I could get a date. It showed up a picture of my self
yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old
Because Stellas hot
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Say aiden are you and Gwen dating? oooo u and her sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G then comes the romance then comes engagement then comes the wedding and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then comes cheating and arguments and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!!!!!!!! Aiden + Gwen= Husban and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
