One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
Dr Suess Dark jokes HEY THERE LITTLE MISTER IM DATING YOUR SISTER!!!
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating survice, they ended up matching her up with pittsburgh.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I just wish i went on a date with ariana grande and then everybody hey i fuck ariana grande.
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
