Hey can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Blossom: why are we dating the rowdy ruffs when were technically siblings? Bubbles:... Buttercup: idk but those people over there r lookin at us weird Alabama: 😈
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
First date be like:
Me: I work with animals every day.
Her: Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?
Me: I'm a butcher.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Why dose the basketball never get a date ........ Because they dribble. ✌️✌️✌️✌️
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You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
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Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Why can't pooh bear catch a date. Because he is always talking about his honey.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
